Anonymous asked: You have a hot wife.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had the pee dream?
Anonymous asked: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite scary movie?
Anonymous asked: I think your tumblr picture is hot. :D
Anonymous asked: Would you like to pick Daisies together?
Anonymous asked: What's wrong with you?
I'm gonna go ahead and say it...
I’m for Shane on this one. First impression of the situation, it’s fucked up. I know the fat guy didn’t deserve to die. None of them do. HOWEVER, if he had waited on him and they used the last bullet on one of the zombies, they both would have been eaten. Carl would have died. The two main characters would have lost their shit because of it and not been able to help with...
Anonymous asked: I sort of envy how you can just say whatever stupid, unresearched, shitty thing that pops into your head and have the ability to act shocked when forward thinking people have a huge problem with it. It must be relatively easy going through life never stopping to consider whether or not you sound like a complete asshole to nearly everyone. Congratulations on being able to find a few friends that...
If I ever get famous and/or popular...
…I really want someone to paint me one of those HUGE painting for mantle places of me as a four star general in some war…..like they do with famous people. Or someone that’s really good at Photoshop and could make me one now. I’ll just print it out very huge. So if you decide to do this for me, make it large, so I can print it large with good quality. Thank you!! ...
My ask is open for anything. That’s ‘ask’….not ‘ass.’ Would You Rather Fuck Kill Marry Personal Questions Creepy Anons Random Questions Advice And anything else you can think of
Anonymous asked: Your camera gear list?
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I’m bored. It’s late. Seriously, what else are you gonna do? Any question. Nothing is off limits. GO!!
I love anonymous posts....
Especially when they are negative in what they say. It’s like saying, “Hey, I’m a pussy ass bitch who doesn’t have the nerve to tell you who I am, and that should intimidate you enough to feel bad about what I said.” That fact alone is enough to laugh at their ignorance when they post mean things. Like seriously?? If my own mother can’t make me feel horrible...
I'm just gonna eat pizza and watch the Teenage...
thelargefry: making meh sad followers….making meh sads. but in case you want to watch with… here’s the links. TMNT1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crrh6cKHcig&feature=youtu.be TMNT2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHGOMROIp0&feature=related TMNT3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y41GsEQG7kE&feature=related You’re my hero for posting these. I hope they stay...
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1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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If you’d like to help me and my family earn some money, please go view some of my ‘Most Viewed’ videos on my Upload list. Every time an advertisement plays (the yellow line on the loading bar), it counts towards my income. It’s always such a rush to know that I’m helping to support my family with my artistic endeavors, which is something I’m very passionate...
To the feminists.
I just want to issue an apology to anyone who feels I’ve demeaned the female population with my ‘Boob Rant’ video. It wasn’t my intention to demean anyone other than women who flip their shit on guys who comment and stare. You know guys are going to comment, so if you can’t get past the ignorance of their negative energy perhaps you have no reason to go out in such...
Black Ops and World at War.
I’ll be playing both of these over the next two hours. If you’d like to join and play me on XBox, too damn bad. I only play on PS3. Been a Playstation player since ‘95. That’s my wife trusts me….cause I’m faithful. My username is YouTubesCriscoZ….because my YT channel is CriscoZ (as if you couldn’t figure that out). I also sometimes play on...
I would really love it if random people would ask...
Ok, so I got 7 people either reblogged or ‘liked’ this post…..ONE person asked me a question. Thank you to that person. You are awesome. I would really like to answer questions. Nothing is out of bounds. Make me feel popular, please. LoL -Crisco
theprivatelifeofsherlockholmes asked: Would you rather be on a deserted island with a woman with the bottom-half fish or a fish with a bottom-half-woman?
I would really love it if random people would ask...
Seriously. Anything. Nothing is too taboo. GO!!
I want to be Green Arrow.
Throughout out my life, I have loved the character Green Arrow. I find myself researching him often. I am working out as much as my body can stand it over the next year and I am going to be designing a Green Arrow costume that is to the ‘T’ a perfect version of the character. I would love it if some production companies and agents saw me and asked me to play in a full motion picture...