Hello! I painted your face, by the way. Water coloured that shit. I know you said catoon, but I completely had a brain fart, and I was half way through when I realized.
HOLY HELL!!! This is the most amazing thing anyone has ever made me!!! That is like SUPER HELLA COOL!!! I give you free range to do any kind of drawing of me you want. I will feature them all in a video if you’d like!! I’m trying to get other people to do some, but so far….no one cares. I’m gonna refer to this as fan art lol. Thank you SO very much. You are an amazing artist!!
To the anonymous person that is mean to my wife...
You know who you are. I don’t and for that, you should smile.
First off, you’re a coward. You may sit there and laugh that I’m writing to you because you know I have no clue who you are, but 99% of the time, Linda and I sit and laugh that you live your life in a bitch ass haze, afraid to make comments to peoples’ faces openly. That other 1% is spent trying to figure out why someone would be so rude. I know we’ll never find the answer because either their isn’t one or you have many. Like perhaps you had horrible parents that didn’t love you or perhaps abused you physically, emotionally, and sexually. You get your motivation by putting other people down because you know you’ll never amount to what they are in life and so by bringing them down even a tiny bit, it’ll bring you closer to their level. It won’t. You’ll still be a coward.
You’re sad. Pathetic. I pity you. You lash out at people who have weaknesses. Does that not sound pathetic to you? It does to everyone else. So while you can sit there typing these rude, negative comments to someone else and convince yourself that you are awesome for it, it won’t change the fact that in reality, you hate yourself more than we ever could and if you DON’T hate yourself, it doesn’t change the fact that you are a scared little pussy who would never have the courage to say that shit to her face……and definitely not to mine. Bitch out like you always do. Keep it up, pussy.
P.S.- If you decide to start writing me, just know that I have an IP tracer and I’ll find you. I have awesome friends in high places. I have a lot of free time, so I’ll make sure I use it wisely :)
I already have her. Seriously. I know this sounds super corny and extremely gay in a non-sexual orientation kinda way, but I dreamed about her when I was somewhere between 9-13. We were on a trampoline discussing life and I woke up and literally cried because I had never seen the girl before. Fast forward about 15 years and there she was standing in my friend’s driveway with a tight blue shirt on and black basketball shorts. Exactly as in the dream.
This is the most unique one I've seen - ASK! PLEASE
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?