Experience Crisco Zills

Apr 23

Looking forward to August 11th….I can tell ya that much! 

Looking forward to August 11th….I can tell ya that much! 

Apr 21

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE


This shit cracked me up!

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE

This shit cracked me up!

(Source: proud-atheist, via notaluallen)

Apr 18

parislemon:

gq:

Breaking Bad Returns August 11th
Yeah, Mr. White!

It ends.

Fuck, yeah! Magnets, bitch!!

parislemon:

gq:

Breaking Bad Returns August 11th

Yeah, Mr. White!

It ends.

Fuck, yeah! Magnets, bitch!!

(via wasteawaywithmeeee)

Apr 07

soyacide:

rneow:

IM SCREAMING OMFH

LOL

That’s hilarious.  Forever alone.

soyacide:

rneow:

IM SCREAMING OMFH

LOL

That’s hilarious.  Forever alone.

(Source: wakaflocka98, via matelotage)

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That whole 'Andy's coming' thing about Disneyland is FALSE. -

raintulgey:

The ‘Andy’s Coming!’ thing about Toy Story characters at Disney parks has gone viral. This is a very bad thing because it IS NOT TRUE. They will NOT collapse/freeze whatever if someone says Andy is coming.

This is becoming a real problem at the parks because now someone yells ‘Andy’s coming’ around the TS characters an average of every 8-10 minutes, nonstop all day. They will not do what that stupid viral post states they will! Why? Not only can it damage the multi-thousand dollar costumes but it’s also unsafe for the performer and the guests around them. They likely wouldn’t even even be able to get back up due to the weight and limits of the costumes. The castmembers can be fired if they actually do this.

At Disneyland today a guest assaulted Buzz when he did not collapse/freeze when that damnable phrase was yelled yet again. I was informed of this by a friend in the character department. The department is sick of it and it’s quite possible that the TS characters may taken out of commission until the fad passes.

Please repost the ever-lasting shit out of this post so the stupidity can stop.

While this makes me extremely sad, I totally understand.  And to the idiot that assaulted Buzz….you’re a horrible human being and should go and hide for the rest of eternity. 

(via matelotage)

Apr 06

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Mar 27

notaluallen:

healthandhedonism:

And boom goes the…well, you know. Lol!

Easter…..its about fucking.

notaluallen:

healthandhedonism:

And boom goes the…well, you know. Lol!

Easter…..its about fucking.

(Source: ifweweremartians)

Mar 22


What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

(Source: katedanley, via matelotage)

Mar 15

theintrepidspacemanspliff:

Best Walking Dead Meme


This. Forever.

theintrepidspacemanspliff:

Best Walking Dead Meme

This. Forever.

(via notaluallen)

Mar 03

sugarplumprince:

Looking through old photos, found actual proof that I was a cooler kid than all you motherfuckers.


I don’t know….I may give you a run for your money. 

sugarplumprince:

Looking through old photos, found actual proof that I was a cooler kid than all you motherfuckers.

I don’t know….I may give you a run for your money. 

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Feb 26

I don’t feel like a caption is needed. 

I don’t feel like a caption is needed.