Q:Why is your beard so amazing?
Well, it comes from a LONG line of amazing beard. My father can literally WISH for a beard and it POOFS out. It’s wild. I always told him, he’d be an amazing Santa if he took the initiative. My grandfather was a badass and never had a beard, but that was due to the fact that he didn’t want one. He never shaved, the beard just KNEW not to grow. Yes, we Zills come from a long line of amazing, yet obedient beards. I’m working on having the largest/longest Zills beard of all time.