This is the number one in my list of Top 5 Actresses I Would Shag If I Ever Have The Chance. LoL I’m thankful my wife is so understanding!! I promise, I will be too if her list ever shows up at her door.
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This is the number one in my list of Top 5 Actresses I Would Shag If I Ever Have The Chance. LoL

I’m thankful my wife is so understanding!! I promise, I will be too if her list ever shows up at her door.

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matelotage: I cannot wear this tomorrow, uh. I am falling out when I move. These were not designed for bigger girls. I think you’d be crazy to NOT wear this.  You look incredible, chick.  Make the boys (and girls) weak in the knees at the pool :)  GO FOR IT!! 
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matelotage:

I cannot wear this tomorrow, uh. I am falling out when I move. These were not designed for bigger girls.

I think you’d be crazy to NOT wear this.  You look incredible, chick.  Make the boys (and girls) weak in the knees at the pool :)  GO FOR IT!! 

OMG….I would lose my mind if I was that guy and didn’t realize I was sitting next to the woman I’d been infatuated with for the last 8 years until the last few minutes of that trip. 

Oh, Rachel McAdams.  Just know….you’re in my top 5 and my wife said she’d be ok with it.  lol

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If you are following me, you should join this site.  It’s addictive and very fun.  I’ve made friends with the creators and I made this promo for them just a few days after they opened the site.  Also…. I apologize for that one disgusting photo of my body.  It was a joke, but it even makes me a tad bit nauseous lol. 

“I don’t know a ton of MILFs…

But I know quite a few MIFs.”  -Crisco Zills

thelargefry: samberryblogz: strangerdangerzoe: It’s ironic that McKeith looks like she’s 85, and Lawson looks like she is 25.  Not that I care since I don’t like either of them. Same thing with Fat People. Just because I weigh more doesn’t mean I’m ‘unhealthy’. i was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAA shes’s 51? It comes to down to genetics.  It has nothing to do with what you eat.  Some people age well, some don’t.  Some people who smoke a lot look leathery and gross.  Some people who eat a lot have high metabolisms and/or work out to counteract the horrible foods they consume.  Just because she’s a chef doesn’t mean she eats every dish she makes.  Fat people are unhealthy.  Lawson is not fat.  Fat people who eat all the time and never exercise disgust me.  Why on earth would you not try to be healthier??  You’d have more energy, a longer life, and you’d feel better overall.  If you have a health condition that causes you to be fat, that’s fine.  I understand you can’t help it.  But for those lazy fuckers out there who just claim they are beautiful regardless to how big they are……NO YOU’RE NOT.  It’s not because you’re fat.  It’s because you’re unhealthy and you’re too damn ignorant to care.  THAT is what’s ugly. 
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thelargefry:

samberryblogz:

strangerdangerzoe:

It’s ironic that McKeith looks like she’s 85, and Lawson looks like she is 25.  Not that I care since I don’t like either of them.

Same thing with Fat People. Just because I weigh more doesn’t mean I’m ‘unhealthy’.

i was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAA shes’s 51?

It comes to down to genetics.  It has nothing to do with what you eat.  Some people age well, some don’t.  Some people who smoke a lot look leathery and gross.  Some people who eat a lot have high metabolisms and/or work out to counteract the horrible foods they consume.  Just because she’s a chef doesn’t mean she eats every dish she makes.  Fat people are unhealthy.  Lawson is not fat.  Fat people who eat all the time and never exercise disgust me.  Why on earth would you not try to be healthier??  You’d have more energy, a longer life, and you’d feel better overall.  If you have a health condition that causes you to be fat, that’s fine.  I understand you can’t help it.  But for those lazy fuckers out there who just claim they are beautiful regardless to how big they are……NO YOU’RE NOT.  It’s not because you’re fat.  It’s because you’re unhealthy and you’re too damn ignorant to care.  THAT is what’s ugly. 

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If you want as much as possible out of a picture sharing website, you should check out GetMeRated.com.  It’s one of the newest sites out there and it is incredible. 

(You should reblog this.  It would help me out!)  GetMeRated.com is a new picture sharing website that will soon blow the pants off of sites like Dailybooth.  Check it out.  I promise you’ll like it.  There’s only a few hundred people on their at the moment, but I’m hoping to help it gain some exposure. 

Hey, bitches.

Fill up my box with questions!!!  Thanks. 

-Crisco

This is my first big time Youtube video.  I say this only because it has extra features on my second channel http://youtube.com/criscoz2.  I actually have over 150 videos posted.  Anyway…. Hope you enjoy my thoughts on titties.