If you guys were wondering where the word ‘PIMP’ originated from….check out this picture and then you MIGHT be on to something.  You can’t even fucking comprehend what ‘cool’ is till you can know what it’s like to be a childhood friend of this guy.  Knowing him NOW is like going to a film premier….you aren’t part of the action, you’re just there and fucking GRATEFUL to be in the presence of something that fucking awesome.  See those suspenders?? They aren’t suspenders.  They’re a way to keep those amazing red faded jeans from creeping low enough to haunt the dreams of every grown man and, dare I say, your highest classed skanks. Bitches don’t even know what kind of beacon of truth this boy will be in 15 years.  Those aren’t just fucking glasses, either.  They’re ‘thought provokers.’ Yet another way to keep that nose under control and from destroying whole countries.  You know all those earthquakes the world has been having??  Kassem can blow his nose and the awesome power of that schnoz can freeze time long enough for the entire San Andreas fault to think about the consequences of trembling and possibly making this man lose his balance.  That’s right.  The faultline will actually have brain function in this instance.  THAT’S A FUCKIN’ INANIMATE OBJECT, BITCH.  Kassem has that power.   That PIMP power.  You don’t even know.   Ponder on that, mother fucker.         kassemg: This is me feeling stupid because I still haven’t found where all this famous tumblr nudity is. But soon… Thanks to all the nice people that spread my stuff around on this site. That is very cool of you people. Now back to the pr0n.
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If you guys were wondering where the word ‘PIMP’ originated from….check out this picture and then you MIGHT be on to something.  You can’t even fucking comprehend what ‘cool’ is till you can know what it’s like to be a childhood friend of this guy.  Knowing him NOW is like going to a film premier….you aren’t part of the action, you’re just there and fucking GRATEFUL to be in the presence of something that fucking awesome.  See those suspenders?? They aren’t suspenders.  They’re a way to keep those amazing red faded jeans from creeping low enough to haunt the dreams of every grown man and, dare I say, your highest classed skanks. Bitches don’t even know what kind of beacon of truth this boy will be in 15 years.  Those aren’t just fucking glasses, either.  They’re ‘thought provokers.’ Yet another way to keep that nose under control and from destroying whole countries.  You know all those earthquakes the world has been having??  Kassem can blow his nose and the awesome power of that schnoz can freeze time long enough for the entire San Andreas fault to think about the consequences of trembling and possibly making this man lose his balance.  That’s right.  The faultline will actually have brain function in this instance.  THAT’S A FUCKIN’ INANIMATE OBJECT, BITCH.  Kassem has that power.   That PIMP power.  You don’t even know.  

Ponder on that, mother fucker.        

kassemg:

This is me feeling stupid because I still haven’t found where all this famous tumblr nudity is. But soon…

Thanks to all the nice people that spread my stuff around on this site. That is very cool of you people.

Now back to the pr0n.