Greatest NPH line EVER.

A girl says: I thought you were gay?! 

NPH: “I am gay.  Gay for that pussy.” 

Sorry for the profanity, but this cracks me up almost as much as my look of horror when I hear the word ‘pussy.’ 

I want to be Green Arrow.

Throughout out my life, I have loved the character Green Arrow.  I find myself researching him often.  I am working out as much as my body can stand it over the next year and I am going to be designing a Green Arrow costume that is to the ‘T’ a perfect version of the character.  I would love it if some production companies and agents saw me and asked me to play in a full motion picture version of the comic.  It would be the most amazing thing EVER.  SO keep a watch on me and feel free to toss my name around.  It’s Crisco Zills.  Thanks!!